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  • Текст песни Jon Lajoie - Повседневной нормальной парень

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    I'm just a regular everyday normal mothafucka
    I told you in the first song I'll tell you in another
    I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucka
    I don't have a girlfriend my hand is my only lover
    I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucka
    One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
    I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucka
    And Michael Keaton was my favourite batman

    I was walking down the street just the other day
    I saw these two fine bitches they were walking my way
    "Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say
    But suddenly I panicked my voice started to shake
    So I put my head down and I just walked away
    I had a bus to catch anyway it worked out great
    Got on the bus, put my headphones on and pressed play
    Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and a motherfuckin Ace of Base
    Yo, What can I say? It's just a day in my life
    I'm up early in the morning in bed early at night
    To be productive at work I gotta be well rested
    Yeah mothafucka ya heard what I just said-

    I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucka
    I don't like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter
    I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucka
    My favourite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters
    I'm just a regular everyday normal mothafucka
    I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
    I'm just a regular everyday normal mothafucka
    And I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fan
    I'm from a lower-middle class family
    Me and my brothers and sisters played hide and seek
    I have good memories from my childhood bitch
    My favourite toy was my fuckin firetruck bitch
    I used to play with that mothafucka all day long
    Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalogue
    And then I'd play with my motherfucka all day long
    About 10 times a day, man, all year long
    My favourite song motherfucka I don't like to admit it
    Is the Celine Dion song from the movie Titanic
    Every night in my dreams I see you I feel you
    Every time I hear that fuckin shit a tear comes to my eye
    Why the fuck did Leonardo Dicaprio have to die
    No I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy
    Sticks and stones break my bones but it's the words that make me cry
    Like that time in grade three when a girl called me stupid face
    She really hurt me, why'd she call me stupid face?
    Is my face stupid? How is that even possible?
    A person can be stupid but a face that's impossible
    Shit happens all the time and ya learn how to deal with it
    Regular everyday normal fuckin bullshit
    I'm just a regular everyday normal mothafucka
    When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher
    I'm just a regular everyday normal mothafucka
    When I got nothing to say I usually talk about the weather
    I'm just a regular everyday normal mothafucka
    I liked the first Back to the Future but the second one was better
    I'm just a regular everyday normal mothafucka
    I like red peppers better than the green ones

    Go shorty it's your birthday,
    Go party like it's your birthday
    I wasn't invited, but it's okay
    I'll just stay at home and play some video games

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