Cinderella? Cinderella, are you here?
Cinderella? She's gone she really has gone
Only you, lonely you
Only you can rescue lonely me
Why didn't I speak say it out loud
Tell you how I really feel?
You were right there five feet away
Why was I tongue tied? Ever so dull
When I really want to say
Are you Are you singing to my shoe?
Um, no, nope
Because it looks very much like you're
Singing, fairly romantically, might I add
To my shoe
Which I couldn't have been doing because
That would be deeply weird
Right quite creepy, really
Oh, super creepy so, you're back?
I came back for that
It's the most expensive thing I own
I figured I could sell it
Is there a roaring trade in
Single shoes these days?
Oh, yeah, pirates mostly
It's made of crystal, idiot
Ah
The things people spend their money on
When they're trying to impress someone
Sad, really well, goodbye then
Congratulations on your wedding
It's not my wedding day
What?
I'm still unwedded
But
I heard the wedding bells, I feel lightheaded
What?
I'm not married
But
That's a real long story
Meanwhile, tell me where you're headed
I don't know, Sebastian
I'm sorry, it was unforgivable
What I said to you, the way I behaved
I was just trying to be, I don't know
Someone I wasn't
I think we're both a little guilty of that
Don't you?
You don't want company by any
Chance? On your trip?
Mm, I don't know, you might cramp my style
I'll walk behind you at all times
What if I get swept off my
Feet by a handsome highwayman?
Then I will, of course
Melt discreetly into the background
You'll have to pay your own way
Done
And wash your own socks
I'm not a barbarian
You sure about that? Hey!
Do you ever shut up?
No
Good
